Caption Contest Winner: Fist-In-Mouth Disease

The HUMAN EVENTS weekly caption contest winner...

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  • 03/02/2023
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The HUMAN EVENTS caption contest is your chance to win $50 for the wittiest phrase. This caption submitted by Joseph Law of Kent, Wash. stood out to each of our judges:

Law's caption: "Barack says if I do this, it'll keep the carbon dioxide from escaping.”

Law and each weekly winner's name will be printed in the HUMAN EVENTS print edition as well. Look for the next caption contest this Monday and send your best captions to [email protected] before noon on Thursday.

Note: We've received reader feedback on how to improve the Caption Contest. We are working on implementing these changes, and we'll keep you updated!

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