Caption Contest: Your Average Joes

Human Events' weekly caption contest...

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HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can't be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions - along with your name and address - that best fit the photo below to [email protected] before noon on 5/14//2009, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced 5/15/2009 on humanevents.com and in our print edition as well. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.

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