The Breck Boy:

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  • 03/02/2023

Some Republicans contend that John Edwards lacks the experience and gravitas to serve as commander in chief of the world's greatest superpower. But a new video shows he may have enough experience to open a styling salon. (See it here.)

The video shows Edwards endlessly combing, primping and preening as he tries to get his already too-perfect hair just right for a television appearance. In the footage, Edwards even holds up a little compact and views himself in it over and over and over again. At times a makeup girl armed with a can of hairspray helps him in the apparently monumental task of adjusting his locks, which look exactly the same at the end of the video as they did at the beginning.

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