"Travis Kelce, the pharmaceutical spokesman and Taylor Swift, the pop star, are now officially engaged," Kirk said on The Charlie Kirk Show. Kelce had been a spokesperson for pharmaceutical company Pfizer in advertising. While he noted that he's not "the world's biggest Taylor Swift fan," he said "there's actually something here that we should all celebrate."
"How often do we on this program talk about the three Ms make you a better citizen and more conservative, which, of course, is mortgage, marriage and mating? And so Taylor Swift obviously has plenty of mortgages. She's got more homes than I'll ever have. She's incredibly wealthy. But maybe one of the reasons why Taylor Swift has been so just kind of annoyingly liberal over the last couple of years is that she's not yet married and she doesn't have children.
"I say this non sarcastically. I say this as a husband and a father, having children changes you. Getting married changes you. And I hope that America's biggest pop star marrying the pharmaceutical spokesperson ends up conservatizing them. Taylor Swift might de-radicalize herself. She might come back down to reality. I want them to have lots of children.
"It teaches something about teaches you something about yourself, deep down, I think Taylor Swift actually was raised as a conservative that has gotten kind of caught up in this metropolitan liberal stuff, and she doesn't quite have an attachment to the conservative backbone that she was raised in, but this might reattach her in the best possible way.
"And I'm not saying this sarcastically. I've seen this happen time and time again, when people start to get married and have children, it starts to change your politics. It starts to clarify your worldview. And for Taylor Swift, who obviously is very popular and incredibly supported, Taylor Swift might go from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter, and I think we should celebrate that.
"I think that Taylor Swift having two or three children—she should have more children than she has houses. That is my challenge. Taylor Swift, and I'm not being sarcastic. I think that if she, if she ends up having children, she'll stop this kind of liberal endorsing Joe Biden nonsense. And we want Taylor Swift on Team America. We want you to leave the island of the wokies, and we would welcome you with open arms.
"One of the reasons why so many people on the right have been just skeptical or at least a little bit negative on Taylor Swift is, up until this point, that's not a great role model for young women, to wait all the way until you're 35 and just put your career first. We just talked about this with Katie Miller. However, there's a great chance to change that.
"It's a great chance for Taylor Swift now to get married and have a ton of children. You can certainly afford it, Taylor. And Taylor Swift has been all you know through America and the ups and the downs and and if you feel that violent shaking in your home, that is the earthquake of the pop culture. If you hear that high pitched scream, those are the young ladies on your block screaming. And honestly, Pfizer pays well, baby. I mean, Pfizer pays the bills. That is quite a ring.
"Mr. Kelce, I'm impressed. I got to be honest, we don't know exactly how much Pfizer paid you to peddle that product, but boy, you brought in the Benjamins, sir. That is some impressive that is some impressive carrots right there, that right there, has his own zip code. I'm impressed. All kidding and Sarcasm aside, this is something that I hope will make Taylor Swift more conservative, engage in reality more and get outside of the abstract clouds.
"Reject feminism, submit to your husband, Taylor. You're not in charge. And most importantly, I can't wait to go to a Taylor Kelce conference. I can't say it without laughing. You got to change your name. If not you don't really mean it. Congratulations, Taylor."
