HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can't be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions - along with your name and address - that best fit the photo below to [email protected] before noon on 4/9/2009, and you could win $50!
The winner will be announced on humanevents.com on 4/10/2008 and in our print edition on 4/13/2009. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.




