Hugo Chavez Feels 'Obligation' to Wage War on Us

"Venezuela invests in its people!" crowed jesse Jackson while standing shoulder to shoulder with a beaming Hugo Chavez in New York’s upper West Side in September. "While the U.S invests in tax cuts for the rich and war!"

The crowd, naturally, went wild. Well, Chavez’ investment strategy might be changing. Recently the Venezuelan Baboon claims he has no choice but to wage war on the U.S.