Merry “Fristmas”

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  • 03/02/2023

Senate members and staffers were blaming their late stay on Capitol Hill last week on Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and unaffectionaely named the last week before recess ??¢â???¬?????Fristmas.??¢â???¬  UrbanDictionary.com defines this new holiday as: ??¢â???¬?????an obscure ??¢â???¬????reverse holiday??¢â???¬â???¢ involuntarily observed by several hundred people just in the Capitol Hill area of D.C. Named after a false prophet out of Tennessee. People ??¢â???¬?????celebrate??¢â???¬  Fristmas by canceling vacation plans at the last minute, staying away from their families and friends, and working on the Sabbath. The emblem of Fristmas is not a Menorah or Christmas Tree, but a Gavel. (Verb): To work involuntarily on a weekend, a holiday, or a vacation, as in, ??¢â???¬????I just got Fristmased by my boss, and I have to go into the office.??¢â???¬â???¢ ??¢â???¬?????

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