Here are some words you’ll hear the President use today, and their actual meaning in English:
Share = give to government
Responsibility = federal spending
As I have always said = forget what I said in 2006
Let me be clear = forget what I’m about to say
Job creation = subsidies for top Democrat contributors
Deficit reduction = tax increases
Balance = tax increases
Win the future = tax increases
Investment = tax increases
Energy independence = tax increases
Fiscal accountability = tax increases
Our shared values = tax increases
Bipartisanship = tax increases
Sanity = tax increases
Tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans = smaller government
Unfair sacrifices by middle class, elderly, children = smaller government
Courage to change = willingness to submit to high taxes
The wealthy = anyone capable of hiring someone else for a permanent job
Strengthening Medicare = strengthening ObamaCare
Burdens on the middle class = freedom for the middle class
Burdens on seniors = freedom for the middle class
Vision for the future of America = 2012 re-election campaign
Some would argue = death to all straw men!
False choice offered by my opponents = an argument no one is actually making
Working Americans = union members
Voices of doom and negativity = Paul Ryan
