If You Wanna Get Through Security

...Get a burka.

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  • 08/20/2022
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It looks like the only way we can avoid having our wedding tackle filmed or fumbled is to wear a burka because the DHS doesn't hassle Muslims who, pardon my redundancy, happen to be the only one's who're attacking us. Hello! Anyway, I'm too befuddled to comment any further so here's my buddy, purple heart recipient, American bad a**, Josh Revak to explain this jacked up phenomenon to you in his song "Burka in a Bag."

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