Al Gore (who seemed to have disappeared shortly after the evidence that global warming is nothing but a hoax overwhelmed everybody) suddenly reappeared in public this week. It turns out he wasn't hiding after all, he merely needed some time to thaw.
Scientists now say that "global warming" may in fact be man made, caused by the friction between politicians pushing "cap and trade" and the voters who don't want it.
Barack Obama's seven-hour health care summit has already produced results sure to lower the cost of insurance premiums by once and for all putting an end to the illness of insomnia.
The summit was just another one of Obama's brilliant schemes, his plan to pass health care while everyone's asleep.
You've got to admit there's a certain irony to the Leftist's healthcare scheme leaving the entire Democrat Party on life support.
Fred Barnes argues in a major column that Obama's failures in his first year prove that he is less FDR and more BFD.
Barnes referred to "Obama's Shrinking Presidency." I'm not so sure the president is shrinking, I think it's that the American people are once again standing tall in opposition.
Even CNN couldn't help but notice Obama's childish and emotional reactions to being challenged on the facts by the Republicans, with Candy Crowley declaring that "Obama shouldn't play poker anytime soon." The good news is, soon enough, Obama will likely be playing solitaire.
Obama's healthcare bill reminds me of a Toyota automobile with no one able to put on the brakes.
That, and it's obvious that both the plans for Toyotas and Obama's health care scheme were drawn up by people who were born in another country.
Nancy Pelosi said this week that the health care bill can be "bipartisan" without receiving bipartisan votes. Which makes sense. After all, Al Franken got a "majority" without getting a majority of votes.
Rumors began to circulate this week that Carly Simon's hit song "You're So Vain" was about flamboyant record producer David Geffen. Simon now denies this, saying only that Geffen was the subject of a possible follow-up song,"You're So Weird."
With Geffen now eliminated as the possible subject of "You're So Vain," the contenders have been narrowed down to every other Liberal in Hollywood,
Joesph Kennedy III, grandson of the late Robert Kennedy, announced that he will not run for Congress in 2010 saying he'd rather save up more money and, like the rest of his family, buy the election in 2012,
Rumor has it that Anderson Cooper is in talks with CBS involving "anchoring." Just so there's no confusion, Andy, "anchoring" does not refer to fleet week in New York.
After a thorough examination, Barack Obama's doctors prescribed more moderate alcohol consumption and that he finally quit smoking cigarettes. Once again, Republicans completely disagree.
I don't know what brand Obama smokes but I'd be willing to bet it's more likely "Lucky" than "True."
Archaeologists in Egypt announced that they have discovered the head of a statue depicting one of the most famous of all Pharaohs, Amenhotep III. The head measures more than five feet, making it second in size only to that of Barack Obama.
