The HUMAN EVENTS caption contest is your chance to win $50 for the wittiest phrase. With over 100 submissions, it was hard to nail the most fitting caption, but the one submitted by Matthew Henry of Springfield, MO stood out to each of our six judges.
Henry’s caption: "If they offer me early release, this time I’ll take it."
Henry and each weekly winner’s name will be printed in the HUMAN EVENTS print edition as well.
Look for the next caption contest this Monday and send your best captions to CaptionContest@eaglepub.com before noon on Thursday.
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