Another One Jumps the Couch

George Clooney’s a liberal, he’ll have you know. A huge one.  

In an obscenity-laden post at HuffPo (remember: profanity = passion), the activist-actor admits, "I am a liberal. And I make no apologies for it. Hell, I’m proud of it."

Well, I’m not so much proud of him as in awe of the career risk he’s invited. After this, he won’t so much as see a script in Aramaic. And imagine all the hurtful emails he’ll get from the left-wing websites. They’ve been weaning people off of "liberal" for the relatively pristine "progressive," and with one post Clooney sets their exodus back a year.

A word of caution, though, George: They love you now, but they’ll turn on you after they’ve used you up. They’ll throw you away just like, um, just like…what’s her name, um…Cindy Sheehan.