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  • American Gigolos (GOP Watch List, Part 2)

    Americans thought electing a trash-talking billionaire reality TV star to the presidency of the #$%^ United States would finally be enough to convey the message that they hate both political parties. If anything, they hate Republicans more.

  • The Silence of the Lambs Congress

    Let’s compare what President Trump has accomplished since the inauguration (with that enormous crowd!) with what congressional Republicans have done.

  • A Maniac Is Running Our Foreign Policy! (It’s Not Trump)

    If only we were able to deport citizens, we could use Trump’s new policy of excluding those who are “hostile” toward our country to get rid of Judge James Robart.

  • Give Me Your Tired Arguments…

    Everything said about President Trump’s “Muslim ban” is a lie — including that it’s a Muslim ban.

  • Can I Be The Poster Child Against Obamacare?

    Like millions of Americans who are paying thousands of dollars a year for health insurance no doctors will take, I would love to be flying to Washington this week, pleading with members of Congress, spearheading letter-writing campaigns and appearing as a witness, to tell everyone about my experiences with Obamacare.

  • Under En-Dowd

    To celebrate Donald Trump’s inauguration this week, I’m returning to my new favorite parlor game: quoting Republican consultants on the 2016 campaign.

  • Tips For Hate Crime Hoaxers

    In a country of more than 320 million people, everything must happen once. So it’s somewhat surprising that not one of the alleged post-election hate crimes committed by Trump supporters has turned out to be true.

  • The Great Hijab Cover-Up

    Forget fake news; the real issue is fake “hate.”

  • Tweeting The 2016 Campaign

    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Highlights: The Obamas hire a moving company; the class-action lawsuit, Donors v Jeb; and of course … President-elect Trump!

  • Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought To You By The FBI

    Kwanzaa, celebrated exclusively by white liberals, is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge, Ron Karenga — aka Dr. Maulana Karenga, founder of United Slaves, the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers.

  • Throwing The Baby Out With The Bongwater

    The New York Times posted a glowing article about a group home in New Hampshire, Hope on Haven Hill, founded with the express mission of keeping babies united with mothers who:

    “… had used opioids, mostly heroin and fentanyl. Many had been incarcerated. Few had families they could turn to for help, and the fathers of their babies were out of the picture.”

  • How The Establishment Will Try To Destroy Trump

    Shortly before Thanksgiving, New York Times columnist Frank Bruni wrote a column that should chill you to the bone.

  • How Trump Could Ruin His Presidency

    Soon after Trump’s announcement speech, I said he would win the nomination and likely the election.

  • A Night To Remember

    In fairness, we Trump supporters don’t want to be sore winners, so we ought to set a time limit on our gloating. I propose three years.

  • Literally Shaking

    Until the nationwide protests of the last few days, I had no idea how bad the problem was, but our nation is drowning in drama queenery. The immediate reaction of most celebrities to Trump’s victory was: “THE WORLD IS WAITING | Read More »

  • President Trump's First 100 Days

    President Trump’s First 100 Days

    Well, that was the easy part. All Trump had to do was vanquish people too stupid to pick up the thousand-dollar bill lying on the sidewalk — smug, smirking, out-of-touch establishment drones.

  • My Final Argument For Trump: Humiliate The Media!

    For every argument the media make against Trump, Hillary’s worse.

  • Our New Country: Women And Minorities Hit Hardest

    Every ethnic group except whites bloc-votes for the Democrats. Coincidentally, the Democrats have brought in another 30 to 40 million nonwhite immigrants in the last few decades.

  • Hillary’s Advantage: The Media; Trump’s Advantage: The Issues

    Say, does anyone remember when Trump was the lightweight with no “policy specifics”? I have an entire chapter in my book, In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!, quoting media savants complaining about Trump’s lack of “policy specifics,” interspersed, by date, with his major policy speeches and papers.

  • Casting Call For Another Anita Hill

    Donald Trump is the only hope to save America, so the media have gone to war to stop him.