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Year 2027–Designer Babies
"Son, now that you’re getting older it’s time you learn where babies come from." "I know were babies come from,...
"Son, now that you’re getting older it’s time you learn where babies come from." "I know were babies come from,...
I stumbled across something on the IRS Web site I never expected to see: quotations from great minds on taxes....
Thank goodness St. Patrick’s Day is near. We sure could use some Irish humor about now. We’re in a nasty...
"I’ll wear a blond shag haircut, a leisure suit and sing a syrupy Barry Manilow tune. If that doesn’t get...
"I knew it! I knew that humans are the cause of global warming!" "Ah, yes, you refer to a summary...
"What do you mean America’s youth don’t know who George Washington was?" "Dude?" "He was our first president, our best...
Hey, pallie, what the heck happened to romance? I use the word "pallie" in deference to the great Dean Martin....
It’s all in the signature. Just ask Michelle Dresbold. Dresbold, a handwriting expert — she was among 19 Americans to...
Facing a lame-duck presidency and a belligerent Democratic Congress, a desperate President Bush hired a medium to summon the only...
Punxsutawney Phil must be stopped. The lovable little groundhog must be stopped. You know Phil. Every Feb. 2, Groundhog Day,...
