'Just another day at the beach for Congress'
Ain't no 'Claus in this earmark to rein in spending'
This project makes voters want to scream, 'Doh!'
'No wonder the federal government is baroque'
Congress continues to spend money at high speed
Congress can't say 'no' to squeezing taxpayers
It takes 'a few cervezas' to swallow this down
'Believe it or not' this is not uncommon
Congress 'ultra-dense' to think voters won't notice