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Oh, Florida! You???ve got some crazy laws


This article originally appeared on watchdog.org.

MIAMI ???If you plan on visiting the Sunshine State soon, be sure to pack a sense of humor along with your sunscreen.

Florida Watchdog uncovered some pretty funny, antiquated laws that will surely give you chuckle.

1- Get to work, dad!  In Oakland, stay-at-home fathers are considered vagrants and may be subject to a $500 fine or 60 days in prison. The law says any ???persons able to work but habitually living upon the earnings of their wives??? and who are ???able-bodied persons over the age of 18 without means of support and remain in idleness??? will be punished. This gives a whole other meaning to the term ???deadbeat dad.???

2-If you plan on going to a ???nudity??? club in Tampadon???t expect to see any, well, nudity. The city prohibits exposing, exhibiting, displaying or revealing breasts, or any part of the lower torso.

3-Leave your pig at homeThe city of Miami Beach prohibits anyone from having ???in his possession, control, management or custody any swine within the city.???

4: Don???t bring your hot dog cart to the graveyard. The city of Destin prohibits the use of food carts in its cemeteries. No wonder dead people are so skinny.