The week that was

Governor Rick Perry would like Texas not to be messed with. He went on ABC???s ???This Week??? to point out that the current immigration crisis has been culminating for some time, and that it is, in fact, Obama’s fault. Perry also looked quite dapper and handsome in a stern way, so I can see why the illegals want to inhabit his great nation-state.

Sarah Palin said Obama should be impeached. She says the manufactured border crisis is the last straw, and that “without borders, there is no nation.” Obama seems to be plugging for Dinesh D’Souza’s new film, “America: Imagine the World Without Her,” out this week.

The World Cup is still going on, apparently. I only know this because of a story making headlines this week about a pretty fan who was spotted in the crowd cheering for her team. She was rumored to have landed a modelling contract with L’Oreal, but the cosmetic giant changed its mind when they found out the Belgian beauty is also a big game hunter. Shooting animals turns people ugly, turns out.

Lebron “King” James announced that he will be leaving the Miami Heat to return to his hometown and play for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Perhaps the heat was too much for him in Florida?

Teresa Mull is the managing editor of Human Events.