‚??The proper behavior all through the¬†holiday¬†season¬†is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you‚??re married to.‚?Ě ‚?? P.J. O‚??Rourke
Barry O. broke the government and shut it down,
While the British gained a new heir¬†in line to the crown.
Miley Cyrus shocked us all by lewdly twerking,
And the world wondered how and why Eric Holder‘s still working.
The Benghazi investigation took a backseat to the Redskins’¬†name,
In line behind Syria, the Boston Bombing, and the Knockout Game.
Nelson Mandela passed away at a ripe old age,
And George Zimmerman‘s innocence incited national rage.
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