Gaffemaster B steps back up to the microphone, first offering an insulting little routine about how it breaks his heart to “ask” rich people to pay more taxes (hey, socialists? It’s not “asking” if the target of your greedy demands cannot say “no.”)
And then he reveals that, in fact, “yes we do” want to raise taxes by… a trillion dollars. Fire up the T-shirt presses, Romney staffers!
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