Concerned Women for America is rolling out an exciting new product with a big TV ad campaign. It’s just the thing for those annoying muscle aches that come from getting crushed against the debt ceiling.
Warning: Contact your doctor if you use this product for over 70 years without achieving the promised results. Excessive doses are extremely unhealthy, but also very likely. If you experience feelings of nausea, dizziness, hope, change, audacity, or bankruptcy, discontinue use immediately.
This product is covered by Medicare, Medicaid, ObamaCare, and every other government program. Concerned Women for America is not responsible for damaged caused from misuse of Spenditol, because nobody is responsible for anything anymore.
Sign up to the Human Events newsletter