Bin Laden Versus America

The UK Daily Mail reports Osama bin Laden’s son Omar “has denounced the al-Qaeda leader’s son as ‘criminal’ and said he reserves the right to take legal action against America.”  The letter was published on an Islamist website, and its authenticity has not yet been independently confirmed.

The letter said that bin Laden’s children “hold the American President Obama legally responsible to clarify the fate of our father, Osama Bin Laden, for it is unacceptable, humanely and religiously, to dispose of a person with such importance and status among his people, by throwing his body into the sea in that way, which demeans and humiliates his family and his supporters and which challenges religious provisions and feelings of hundreds of millions of Muslims.”

Whoa, hang on a second, Omar.  You may not have gotten the memo, but Osama bin Laden was the leader of a tiny band of extremists who hijacked Islam, a noble religion of peace.  Feeding him to the fish should delight those hundreds of millions of Muslims, who are doubtless very relieved that a sickening monster who committed unspeakable crimes in the name of their beautiful faith died a miserable coward’s death in his soiled pajamas. 

In case you hadn’t noticed, Omar, the guy who authorized your old man’s liquidation has a Nobel Peace Prize.  It had not been revoked the last time I checked.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I don’t suppose Omar will have much trouble finding some “international court” to hear his case.  All American financial support to any country or trans-national organization sponsoring such a court should be instantly suspended, forever.

Speaking of the bin Laden boys, it turns out that two of them were living in the Dustbin of History Estate with Pops.  One of them, 22-year-old Khalid, died of complications from Navy SEAL marksmanship last Sunday.  The other, 19-year-old Hamza bin Laden, was shockingly able to evade capture by the dedicated security forces of Pakistan.  He’s been called the “Crown Prince of Terror.”  He was probably able to slip past the Pakistani authorities because they were busy offering to show the tail section from the destroyed American stealth chopper to China, and praying for bin Laden in Parliament.


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