Caption Contest Winner: 'I Need A Vacation'

The HUMAN EVENTS caption contest is your chance to win $50 for the wittiest phrase. This caption submitted by Jim Glaab of Elmsford, NY stood out to each of our six judges:

Glaab’s caption: "Oh my God!! I can’t quit now because Joe would become President."

Glaab and each weekly winner’s name will be printed in the HUMAN EVENTS print edition as well. Look for the next caption contest this Monday and send your best captions to before noon on Thursday.