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Caption Contest: I Want You!


HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown-ups, but we can’t be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions — along with your name and address — that best fit the photo below to CaptionContest@eaglepub.com before noon on 8/6/2009, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced on humanevents.com and in our print edition as well on 8/10/2009. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.