Caption Contest: A Firm Handshake

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  • 03/02/2023

HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can't be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions - along with your name and address - that best fit the photo below to CaptionContest@eaglepub.com before noon on 4/23/2009, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced on humanevents.com and in our print edition as well on 4/24/2009. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.

 

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