Caption Contest: The Gaffe Machine Keeps Rolling

HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can’t be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions — along with your name and address — that best fit the photo below to before noon on 2/5/2009, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced 2/6/2009 on and in our print edition as well. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.