Caption Contest: The Baby Bump

HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can’t be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions, along with your name and address, that best fit the photo below to before noon on 1/8/2009, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced on on 1/9/2009 and in our print edition as well. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.