Top 10 Conservative Bumper Stickers

Human Events editors have culled this list from bumper stickers that have been sent to our offices or that we have seen in our travels around the country.

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

Keep working.
Millions on welfare depend on you.

Right-Wing Whacko
Clinging to Guns and Religion

I work, Therefore I am

Gun control is hitting
your target repeatedly

First Liberate Iraq
Then Take Back Hollywood

Bigot: A Conservative Winning
An Argument with a Liberal

When guns are outlawed
I’ll be an Outlaw

Guns don’t kill people,
Abortion Clinics kill people

Land of the Free
Because of the Brave