Caption Contest: Paris Hilton Solves the Energy Crisis?

HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups but we can’t be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions that best fit the photo below to before noon on 8/14/2008 and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced on and in our print edition as well on 8/15/2008. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.