Caption Contest Winner: The New Yorker Cover

We kicked off the HUMAN EVENTS caption contest last week with your chance to win $50 for the wittiest phrase. With over 100 submissions, it was hard to nail the most fitting caption, but David Vastano of Maryville, Tennessee stood out to each of our six judges.

Vastano’s Caption: "You cling to the guns. I’ll cling to religion."

Vastano and each weekly winner’s name will be printed in the HUMAN EVENTS print edition as well.

Look for the next caption contest this Monday and send your best captions to before noon on Thursday.

Here’s the photograph that won David Vastano $50 from HUMAN EVENTS:


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