Caption Contest Winner: The Big Smooch

We kicked off the HUMAN EVENTS caption contest with your chance to win $50 for the wittiest phrase. And though HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, we can’t be serious all the time.  With nearly 100 submissions, it was hard to nail the most fitting caption, but Jim Nelson Black of Arlington, Texas, stood out to each of our six judges.

Black’s caption: "Don’t worry, Sugar. Bill’s looking after Michelle backstage."

Black and each weekly winner’s name will be printed in the HUMAN EVENTS print edition as well. Look for the next caption contest this Monday and send your best captions to before noon on Thursday.

The clever and funny combination had us laughing out loud. Here’s the photograph that won Jim Nelson Black $50 from HUMAN EVENTS: