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No Ketchup for Kerry


I know Teresa Heinz Kerry is dreadful, but John Kerry’s refusal to eat any tomato-based products seems a little extreme.

After Dick Cheney was laughed at for requesting diet caffeine-free Sprite on the road, the Smoking Gun picked up a memo instructing Kerry’s aides to NEVER order tomato-based products or sandwiches.

Other interesting tidbits: Kerry hates celery, likes creamy Skippy peanut butter, prefers Poland Spring Water over Evian and keeps energized with vanilla and strawberry BOOST drinks.