Crofut's Comedy Corner: David Gregory, Teddy Kennedy and O.J. Simpson

Now for some afternoon humor:

• If David Gregory is a symbol for the conservatives, then that symbol must be a big target!

• "American Idle" is the speed at which Congress moves!

• You know why you didn’t hear a peep out of Teddy Kennedy over the port controversy? Because he thought they were talking about wine, and everyone knows he’s a Scotch drunk!

• The Democrats have gotten so desperate they’ve thrown O.J. Simpson’s name into the ring of possible presidential candidates in ’08. A spokesperson for the DNC said, "O.J. Simpson makes perfect sense. He’s a celebrity, can swing the black vote and who knows how to cut and run better than OJ?"

• Child abuse is sending your kids to public schools!