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Crofut’s Comedy Corner: David Gregory, Teddy Kennedy and O.J. Simpson

Now for some afternoon humor:

  • If David Gregory is a symbol for the conservatives, then that symbol must be a big target!

  • "American Idle" is the speed at which Congress moves!

  • You know why you didn’t hear a peep out of Teddy Kennedy over the port controversy? Because he thought they were talking about wine, and everyone knows he’s a Scotch drunk!

  • The Democrats have gotten so desperate they’ve thrown O.J. Simpson’s name into the ring of possible presidential candidates in ’08. A spokesperson for the DNC said, "O.J. Simpson makes perfect sense. He’s a celebrity, can swing the black vote and who knows how to cut and run better than OJ?"

  • Child abuse is sending your kids to public schools!
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Mr. Crofut, known as the "Evil Conservative Comedian," is the host of "Hey Wake Up America," a radio show heard every Wednesday at 3 p.m. EST on Rightalk.com.

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