Now for some afternoon humor:
- If David Gregory is a symbol for the conservatives, then that symbol must be a big target!
- "American Idle" is the speed at which Congress moves!
- You know why you didn’t hear a peep out of Teddy Kennedy over the port controversy? Because he thought they were talking about wine, and everyone knows he’s a Scotch drunk!
- The Democrats have gotten so desperate they’ve thrown O.J. Simpson’s name into the ring of possible presidential candidates in ’08. A spokesperson for the DNC said, "O.J. Simpson makes perfect sense. He’s a celebrity, can swing the black vote and who knows how to cut and run better than OJ?"
- Child abuse is sending your kids to public schools!
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