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Judge Alito's Secret Thoughts


Watching the hearings today I was impressed by Samuel Alito’s polite, yet slightly interested expression through most of it–but you just know he couldn’t be that interested. So I put on my mind-reading hat and here is what I sense Alito was thinking:

“Maybe blue will go good in the living room.”

“I put up with this to move to one of the most expensive real estate markets in the country?!”

“Oh, I shouldn’t have eaten the chili last night!”

“If I have to listen to one more Senator lecture me about the nature of democracy I’ll…” (Brainwaves got garbled here.)

“Too bad I can’t TIVO Congress!”

“Now that you mention machine guns Sen. Feinstein…”

“Man, I could use a shot of whatever Sen. Kennedy had before he came in here.”