Seven New Year's Resolutions for Liberals

The Family Research Council today released a compilation of seven New Year’s resolutions it is recommending for liberals.

"I, Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), vow to no longer make false claims that I represent all women."

"I, Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean, vow to stop making nasty comments about Republicans, who ‘I hate and everything they stand for.’*"

"I, Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY), vow to not jump in front of a camera unless I have something of actual substance to say."

"I, Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA), vow to stop being a mere puppet of groups like People for the American Way (PFAW) and NARAL."

"I, PFAW President Ralph Neas, vow to stop making Ted Kennedy a mere puppet."

"I, Alliance for Justice President Nan Aron, vow to stop distorting Judge Samuel Alito’s record -as I have been for the last several months."

"I, discredited South Korean researcher Hwang Woo Suk, vow to stop making up talking points for cloning supporters in Congress."