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You’re a Mean One, Mr. Reid

I don’t know the author, but certainly this didn’t come from Sen. Harry Reid’s office…

You’re a mean one, Mr. Reid.
You really are quite rude.
You’re as cuddly as Chuck Schumer,
With a nasty attitude.
Mr. Reid.

If it weren’t for the filibuster,
You’d have nothing to do!

You’re a mean one, Mr. Reid.
You can’t lead, so you attack.
Calling the President a “loser”,
Or saying Greenspan is a “hack”.
Mr. Reid.

”Let’s go behind the pool hall
And see who wins this one.”

You’re a phony, Mr Reid,
You try and talk that centrist scene,
But you vote liberal like Barb Boxer,

Nancy P. or Howard Dean,
Mr. Reid  

You couldn’t find an agenda
If you had a “Searchlight” in your hand!

You’re just plain cranky, Mr. Reid.
Leading the left-wing pack.
With your faithful Durbin at your side,

The truth you will deride,
Mr. Reid.

You’re a mean one, Mr. Reid.
You’re angry all the time
You’re bitter and acidic
You’re sour and confused
Mr. Reid.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Sneak, snake, skunk."

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Mr. Bluey, a contributing editor to Human Events, is director of the Center for Media & Public Policy at The Heritage Foundation. He maintains a blog at

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