The Fall of National Review

A monumental betrayal of trust over at the National Review blog; The usually stellar NR editor, Rich Lowry, has just put forward the baneful – nay, the SATANIC – proposal that major league baseball adopt the instant replay.

Thus, with one single blog posting, National Review has fallen from the heights of moral rectitude into an unending sea of noxious, vile depravity. I am now calling for a countrywide boycott of all NR products until we – the victims of Lowry’s malfeasance – receive an appropriate apology.