Oops, He Read the Wrong Speech

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  • 03/02/2023

Please do read the hilarious spoof on Scrappleface, reporting that last night President Bush accidentally delivered an early draft of his speech that had been rejected as “too DNC.” The purported real speech that the president should have delivered is so great it’s painful to read: I can’t help thinking, If only he, or any mainstream politician, would actually talk like this:

But as reconstruction begins, rest assured that we're not merely going to re-establish the conditions that led to such deep pockets of poverty in the midst of affluence. We're not going to continue the enslavement of the poor at the hands of seemingly-benevolent politicians who fail to understand the power of faith, freedom and personal responsibility to build vibrant communities on a foundation of strong families.

Hat tip to Charlotte Hays at the Independent Women’s Forum.

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