Liberals know that red state SUVs and cigarette boats off Maine cause Mother Nature’s tropical breezes to balloon into oil-hungry category-5 monsters. But let us not forget that the damage inflicted by Republicanism goes far, far beyond earth:
A Russian court has ruled that an astrologer can proceed with a lawsuit against the US National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) for its plans to bombard a comet.
The astrologer claims the destruction of the comet would "disrupt the natural balance of the universe."
Since the natural balance of the universe includes a Democrat-controlled House and Senate, can we blame liberals for feeling all discombobulated and out of alignment? It’s only a matter of space time until liberals are blaming Pat Buchanan for Coronal Mass Ejections.
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