TODAY'S TOP NEWS
Not Building the Wall IS a Government Shutdown
Fake News’ question of the week: Will Trump risk a government shutdown over the wall?
Fox News’ Parent Avoids Big Drop in Stock Price after Cutting Loose Bill O’Reilly as Advertisers Fled
Fox News’ parent company manages to avoid taking a big hit in its stock price after parting with controversial host Bill O’Reilly.
Your Choice: A Green America Or A Brown America
In celebration of Earth Day this Saturday, let’s review how the Sierra Club sold its soul and screwed the Earth for a $100 million donation. They must hate themselves for it, so why shouldn’t we hate them, too?
Lassie, Come Home
War is like crack for presidents. It confers instant gravitas, catapulting them to respectability, bypassing all station stops. They get to make macho pronouncements on a topic where every utterance is seen as august.
The Russian Emperor’s New Clothes
The Susan Rice bombshell at least explains why the Democrats won’t stop babbling about Russia. They need a false flag to justify using national intelligence agencies to snoop on the Trump team.
Let’s Make Russia Our Sister Country!
The more hysterical liberals become about Russia, the more your antennae should go up.
‘Immigrant Privilege’ Drives Child Rape Epidemic
Before breathing a sigh of relief that, unlike Western Europe, we don’t have Muslim rapists pouring into our country, recall that we have Mexican rapists pouring into our country.
How To Provide Universal Health Care Using This One Easy Trick
The first sentence of Congress’ Obamacare repeal should read: “There shall be a free market in health insurance.”
Underweight Stocks, Overweight Bonds
Underweight stocks and overweight bonds for the first time since 2000, with planned policy changes fully factored into valuations, a conservative investment firm advises.
American Gigolos (GOP Watch List, Part 2)
Americans thought electing a trash-talking billionaire reality TV star to the presidency of the #$%^ United States would finally be enough to convey the message that they hate both political parties. If anything, they hate Republicans more.