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  • And Then There Was The One

    And Then There Was The One

    A guy just won the Republican nomination for president by spending no money, hiring no pollsters, running virtually no TV ads, and just saying what he truly believed no matter how many times people told him he couldn’t say that.

  • A Slow-Talker And A Homeless Guy Walk Into A Bar...

    A Slow-Talker And A Homeless Guy Walk Into A Bar…

    Apparently, John Kasich and Ted Cruz are at their most appealing when no one is paying attention to them, which, conveniently, is most of the time. After Cruz won cranky Wisconsin last month — only the fourth actual election he’s | Read More »

  • New York  Commemorates Patriots Day!

    New York Commemorates Patriots Day!

    So that you won’t be fooled by MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow claiming Second Amendment supporters were celebrating the Oklahoma City bombing this week — as she has on April 19 in years past — Tuesday was the anniversary of the battles of Lexington and Concord, a date all Americans used to know.

  • Ted Cruz: Tracy Flick With A D*ck

    Ted Cruz: Tracy Flick With A D*ck

    Before we begin, can we stop referring to Wisconsin as “Midwestern nice”?

  • Moonies for Ted Cruz

    Moonies for Ted Cruz

    Congratulations to Ted Cruz for winning his fourth primary!

  • It's Only Trump

    It’s Only Trump

    The only question for Republicans is: Which candidate can win states that Mitt Romney lost?

  • Hashtag: We Are Neville Chamberlain!

    Hashtag: We Are Neville Chamberlain!

    Immigration is the new “No Nukes/Save the Whales” movement, only with more body bags.

  • Voters Deliver Subtle Message: Die Donor Scum

    Voters Deliver Subtle Message: Die Donor Scum

    To the extent it’s still standing after yesterday, the Stop Trump movement is comforting itself with the world’s biggest lie: that John Kasich is the embodiment of the Republican Party, while Donald Trump is the bastard stepchild.

  • Springtime For Pundits

    Springtime For Pundits

    If you’re into self-dramatization, Donald Trump’s candidacy is perfect for you.

  • Trump Wins "Disavowal" Game, Then Super Tuesday

    Trump Wins “Disavowal” Game, Then Super Tuesday

    Do they have TV sets at CNN? An Internet connection? I don’t work at a television network, but I saw Trump “disavow” David Duke a half-dozen times before Jake Tapper asked him to disavow Duke again last Sunday.

  • Talking Head Twit of the Year Contest

    Talking Head Twit of the Year Contest

    The cluelessness of the GOP pundit class is infuriating, but may ultimately be our salvation. Nothing they say about anything is ever right, even accidentally.

  • GOP Baffled As Voters Rally to Popular Candidate

    GOP Baffled As Voters Rally to Popular Candidate

    Donald Trump’s latest bombshell, claiming the Bush administration lied about weapons of mass destruction to get us into the Iraq War, is just him doing wheelies on the way to the nomination.

  • New Jersey Man Slays Child

    New Jersey Man Slays Child

    There were a lot of long faces at Fox News Tuesday night, but there’s a silver lining for Marco Rubio. Now he can go be a bartender like his dad! (Have you heard him tell the story about his father being a bartender? Rubio was his pop’s best customer after the debate.)

  • Heroin: Blame It On America

    Heroin: Blame It On America

    Any politician who claims to care about the drug overdose deaths sweeping the nation, but does not demand that we build a wall, deport illegal aliens and end the anchor baby scam, is a liar.

  • I Was Hoping for a Taller Honest Man

    I Was Hoping for a Taller Honest Man

    Did you ever think you’d live to see anchor babies discussed on TV every night? H1-B visas replacing American workers? Illegal alien murderers? Mexican rapists?

  • Liberal and Conservative Media Unite Against Trump

    Liberal and Conservative Media Unite Against Trump

    We have never had total war against a candidate like we’re seeing with Donald Trump.

  • We're All Ruth Bader Ginsburg Now

    We’re All Ruth Bader Ginsburg Now

    If Ted Cruz is a “natural born citizen,” eligible to be president, what was all the fuss about Obama being born in Kenya? No one disputed that Obama’s mother was a U.S. Citizen.

  • Chris Matthews' Hillary Amnesia

    Chris Matthews’ Hillary Amnesia

    MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has been scoffing at Donald Trump’s description of Hillary Clinton as an “enabler” of her husband’s serial abuse of women.

  • The New York Times' Featured Syrian Refugee of The Week

    The New York Times’ Featured Syrian Refugee of The Week

    On Christmas Day — three weeks after the son of a Pakistani immigrant and his Pakistani immigrant bride murdered 14 people in San Bernardino, California — The New York Times told the heartwarming story of “Kamal,” a Syrian refugee who | Read More »

  • Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought to You by the FBI

    Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought to You by the FBI

    I will not be shooting any Black Panthers this week because I am Kwanza-reform, and we are not that observant. Kwanzaa, celebrated exclusively by white liberals, is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/FBI stooge Ron Everett — | Read More »