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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
– Margaret Mead

A congressional staffer was forced to quit her job this week because she criticized Obama’s daughters on Facebook. The Republican members of Congress let it be known that under no circumstances will seriously challenging any Obama’s behavior be tolerated.

There is a new Ferguson in town, only this time it’s on Staten Island, New York. Eric Garner, a black man, died after a white policeman put him in a choke-hold. Protestors are rioting because they say it was an act of racism, something even Garner’s daughter denies. In a color blind world, only black cops are allowed to have altercations with black criminals.

America’s national  debt has recently topped the  $18 trillion mark. Obama justified it because it’s rude to talk about money, after all. 

America has a new defense secretary. His name is Ashton Carter and he’s an academic nerd. He applied for the job nobody else wanted, apparently thinking his duties would be to defend Obama’s terrible decisions, not a nation against terrorists.

There are going to be black stormtroopers in the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens film. Prepare for protests if any of them are shot by white Jedis.

Teresa Mull is managing editor of Human Events.


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