Social & Domestic Issues

Trump Rails Against Food Stamp Crime Wave

“When half of food stamp recipients have been on the dole for nearly a decade, something is clearly wrong – and some of it has to do with fraud.”  So says Donald Trump, in his brand new book, Time to Get Tough, just released this week.

“The really infuriating thing,”  says Trump, “is that the Obama administration doesn’t seem to care about how taxpayers are being shaken down by this outrageously mismanaged government program. It seems he believes the more voters he gives welfare goodies to, the more votes he’ll rack up for reelection. Perhaps that’s why his administration doesn’t give a rip about policing fraud or administering responsible oversight—he’s buying votes.”

What’s Trump’s solution?  “We need to take a page from the 1996 reform” says Trump,  “and do the same for other welfare programs. Benefits should have strings attached to them. After all, if it’s our money recipients are getting, we the people should have a say in how it’s spent. It’s insane to ask taxpayers to foot the bill for some junkie’s drug habit when America is already $15 trillion in the hole. Also, no more millionaires getting welfare checks. That’s outrageous.”

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  • hicusdicus

    We need to follow the lead of Allah. If the woman does not do the biding of her husband cane her. We need to add honor killing to the constitution that would take care all the bra-less smarty mouthed females. Cook, clean ,scrub toilets, run errands. That is what god created women to do. Don’t give them food stamps give them a plow and a hoe and have them start producing something to eat and then keep them busy cooking it. NO sitting a round jabbering with other silly females. Get women back in their place and the world will be a better place and men can concentrate on planning wars and conquering. Oh! gotta go I hear my wife coming home from her job.

  • Guest

    do we realy want more people living under our bridges with nothing to eat?

  • NovelDog

    If he is too lazy, or too sorry to work, but still thinks he should breed and let us reap the consequences ….YES!

  • NovelDog

    Not so! God did not make anybody sin. Try blaming it on the real culprit…Satan.

  • NovelDog

    Allah is not God and we should not follow any of his orders, or his suggestions. He is dead and in Hell as I write this. Stop blaming women for everything…..Eve did not throw Adam to the ground and stuff the forbidden fruit into his mouth.

    And stop joking before someone believes you and crowns you with a frying pan….like your wife.