Go Green, Kill People!
It may sound like a radical statement (and not the Jeff Spiccoli kind of “radical”), but the more you examine modern environmentalism and the dorks spearheading the “green” movement, it becomes increasingly impossible to deny its diametric opposition to a pro-human worldview. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Daryl Hannah.
Sure I love trees, but as a Christian, I root for “Team Human”. Environmentalists should try it sometime. Heck, bring your hemp sneakers, we don’t care. Just be sure to stretch—you don’t want to pull a hammy.