Caption Contest: Dancing Around the Issues

HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can’t be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions — along with your name and address — that best fit the photo below to Captio[email protected] before noon on 3/12/2009, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced on humanevents.com and in our print edition as well on 3/13/2008. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.

Rahm Emanuel. He studied ballet as a teenager and was offered a scholarship by the Joffrey Ballet.


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