Caption Contest: Picking a Winner?

HUMAN EVENTS wants to be conservatism for grown ups, but we can’t be serious all the time. Send your own clever and funny (yet tasteful) captions that best fit the photo below to [email protected] before noon on 8/28/2008, and you could win $50!

The winner will be announced on humanevents.com and in our print edition as well on 8/29/2008. Look for a new caption contest each Monday.